do i actually want him to be my boyfriend or do i just like the attention: essay by me
Loving someone who doesn’t love you is like waiting for a ship at the airport
Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS
let me introduce you the girl who always said being classy is a important thing and blabla well here are her nipples making an appearance
FUCK!!! SELENA HAS NIPPLES????? ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW??? WHAT THE FUCK HOW DARE SHE!!!
She just basically showed her boobs, not classy.
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
trying to figure out someone else’s shower